True Friendship is...

This is something that a True Friend sent to us today! I think it's pretty hilarious! And oh so true! This is for all of my dear dear friends out there!

True Friendship is none of that

Sissy Crap!

Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems

that always sound good, but never actually come

close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises

that actually speak of true friendship.

You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-
Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad --

I will jump on the person who made you sad.
Like a spider monkey.

2. When you are blue --

I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile --

I will know you are plotting something that

I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared --

I will rag on you about it every

chance I get.

5. When you are worried --

I will tell you horrible stories about

how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused --

I will use little words.

7. When you are sick --

Stay away from me until you are well
again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall --

I will point and laugh at your clumsiness.

9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end.

'Why?' you may ask;
'because you are my friend'.

Friendship is like peeing your pants,
Everyone can see it,
But only you can feel the true warmth.

I think #6 is my favorite! People always need to use little words around me! :)